Friday Funny 06.17.11

“Life is fruitful in the ratio in which it is laid out in noble action or patient perseverance.” -Liddon

“I would so live as if I knew that I received my being only for the benefit of others.” -Seneca

Friday Funny 02.18.11

Watching democracy spread throughout the Middle East in an ever so appropriate manner.

Friday Funny 01.07.11

Q. Name the last state in which (criminally charged) Dick Cheney will look to get a heart transplant.
A. Arizona, where the princess governor has cut spending (accept for algae study)

Friday Funny 12.17.10

“Is everyone happy? I want everybody to be happy. I know I’m happy.” -Last words of Ethel Barrymore

Friday Funny 12.10.2010

The United States Senate.

*However, the Senate’s decision yesterday to completely discriminate against gays in the military is more criminal than funny. What has happened to the United States of America? Equality has been damned.

Friday Funny 12.03.2010

1.2.3.2.1 – The numbers go up and down with zeros all the way around!

Friday Funny 11.19.2010

thanksGIving (gays not included)

Friday Funny 11.12.2010

“Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.”
-E. B. White

Email from Vice President Joe Biden

“Subject: Thanks, Eric

Eric –

I just wanted to take a moment to say thank you.

I know many of you are volunteering for this campaign, giving time that is hard to come by. I know you’re also giving what you can afford to fuel our work, even though that’s also hard for so many.

But you believe in what the President is trying to do to move this country forward.

And we believe in you.

Thank you again,

Joe”

-Received 10.15.2010

Friday Funny 10.15.10

www.lyricsfreak.com/m/madonna/the+power+of+good+bye_20086871.html

-song of many meanings, for this a voter’s message